A request.
Please. Please. Please.
If you ever see me…
-Eating Tapioca Pudding
-Wearing a crown on my head and carrying a “pimp” chalice
-Using the word “bae”
-Asking people to ‘hit me up’ on Snapchat or Kik
-“Bitchin’ about Bitches” on OKCupid, Tinder or some other dating wasteland
-Posting Selfies
-Bragging about my new career as a “professional retoucher”
-Running a “Pinup-Glamour Workshop”
-Fuck….running ANY kind of workshop
-Getting all emo over the season finale of and/or death of a character on some TV show
-Calling a model “my muse”
-Actually responding to a “call for art” in support of some local “naughty-naughty” event/show
-Waxing poetically and getting teary eyed about the warm, accepting
local community of “artists”, photographers and fetish producers
-Getting a stiffy just talking about rope
…call Bureau 13, Department S, NEMESIS and any other associated paranormal organization because obviously I have been replaced by a Doppleganger.
Thanks (in advance) for your attention to this matter.
-CN




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