“Forget it Jake…..it’s Candyland.”
She gave me that look. HER look. “What the HELL is that supposed to mean?”
“I’m using that philosophy now.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning…that’s how I consider things when things are kind of….sideways.”
“I see….. Do you ever get tired dancing around the real thing that’s bugging you when you talk to me? I mean all these contrived, obscure film reference twitter-like status updates that you tend to use in conversation….must take a bit of work right?”
“No.” I said.
“A-mazing….” She said.




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